[911 operator on the phone] Sir, could you tell me what happened?

Bucky: He’s not— He’s not breathing. Oh God, Steve, don’t do this to me. Don’t leave me. Please. Steve!

[911 operator] Sir, I need you to calm down.

Bucky: He’s not breathing.

pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

image

Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

(Source: shadzu)

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ random team free will caps (09x12 - sharp teeth)

(Source: romanoav)

holligenet:

daftwithoneshoe:

askmeifimadalek:

Can we take a moment

The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …

… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"

I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”

get to know me meme → [1/5] favorite movies: now you see me (2013)

What is magic? Focused deception. But deception meant to entertain.

(Source: adriansivashkov)

the suit and i are one. big man in a suit of armour, take that away and what are you?

(Source: brittanias)

No rivers and no lakes can put the fire out;
I’m gonna raise the stakes. I’m gonna smoke you out.

Florence + The Machine, Seven Devils.

(Source: helpfulhellhounds)

isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

toughsam:

this totally isnt copied and pasted from last month IM ON TIME THIS MONTH YAY

RULES:

  • must be following me
  • bonus points for following my sideblog
  • reblog this post NO GODAMN LIKES
  • ends september 30th
  • must reach 40 (dont let me down guys)
  • 1 winner, 3 ish runners up

WHAT IM LOOKING FOR:

  • fandom blog (mailny supernatural)
  • gotta be awesome
  • thats it

WINNER GETS

  • follow from me if not already
  • spot on my updates tab for a month
  • promos whenever
  • promo when announced
  • help with anything
  • my friendship uwu

RUNNERS UP GET

  • follow from me if not already
  • spot on my updates tab for a month
  • 4 ish promos during september
  • promo when announced
  • help with anything
  • my friendship uwu

syderp:

remember when crowley had that pinwheel

where did he even get that

(Source: syderp)

carelessdean:

Welcome to my October BOTM!

RULES
  • must be following me
  • check out my current flawless BOTM and amazing // as well // runners up
  • reblog this post to enter until September 30th
  • winner and runner(s) up will be announced day after that
  • must reach 40 notes otherwise I’m gonna act like nothing happened
  • spn should be your main fandom
WHAT I'M LOOKIN' FOR
  • a clean theme with tagging system
  • creative URLs
  • nice and kind blogger
  • great posts
A WINNER WILL RECEIVE
  • +follow if I’m not already
  • spot on my update tab during the whole month
  • promos whenever you’d want 
  • you’ll be included in every promo I’m gonna do
  • help with anything
  • my eternal friendship 
RUNNER(S) UP WILL RECEIVE
  • +follow if I’m not already
  • spot on my update tab during the whole month
  • you’ll be included in two promos I’m gonna do
  • one promo whenever you’d want 
  • help with anything
  • my eternal friendship

thiswandcouldbealittlemoresonic:

You looked inside of me and you saw hatred. That’s not victory.